just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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