I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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