Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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