Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
