i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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