I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
