The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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