Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well I can't set my house on fire every night
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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