I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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