i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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