Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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