Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize