is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How external is "for external use only"?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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