i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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