I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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