I think my vagina is haunted
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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