so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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