dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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