Your tits are I can't wait for
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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