Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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