: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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