pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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