Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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