ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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