I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
