suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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