Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
YAS. BRING CRAB.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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