The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
