There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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