All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You need Xanax blowdarts
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize