This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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