i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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