YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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