so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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