no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He better not be in your backpack
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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