Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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