I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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