i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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