She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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