When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
