Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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