Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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