I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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