I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hippo gnu deer
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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