just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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