Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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