i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
