so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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