I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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