Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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