Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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