Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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