I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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