Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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