i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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